February 2011
I'm in the worst mood.
My mom needs these beads that I once knew where they were, but then she made me move them, so now i have no fucking idea where they are.  Never mind the fact that I’m fucking working on something, and she knows that.
Feb 27th
Feb 26th
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“Clubbing baby seals - despicable. Going clubbing with baby seals - amazing.”
– Zach Braff (via tequilafordogs)
Feb 25th
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Reblog if you're not Tumblr famous, and you post...
graham-almond-chapman: whocaresdarrenchris:
Feb 25th
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Just saw a license plate that was "1MOLEQL"
I see what you did there.
Feb 24th
Fuck behavioralism.
Feb 24th
Fail post is fail D:
Feb 24th
BUSY DAU IS BUSY.
Feb 24th
:D
My bad mood is finally going away! YAYZ!
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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The Wenders: (3:34:38 PM) "Recent tragic world events have set Google searches of the word 'Labia' at an all time high."
LoNe kthx: (3:34:49 PM) lolwut
The Wenders: (3:34:58 PM) lybia?
The Wenders: (3:35:05 PM) Please tell me you've heard about Lybia
LoNe kthx: (3:35:20 PM) obviously not
The Wenders: (3:35:32 PM) well you know how egypt was all protesting
LoNe kthx: (3:35:35 PM) oh
LoNe kthx: (3:35:37 PM) you mean
LoNe kthx: (3:35:45 PM) LIBYA
Feb 23rd
Recent tragic world events have set Google...
Feb 23rd
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What time is it?
Tooth-hurty.  Say it out loud, you’ll get the joke ;D No seriously my tooth hurts every time I drink water, what is this.
Feb 23rd
I am in a terrible fucking mood today. Not necessarily sparked by one thing, just really, really pissed off.  lololol whaddup pms?!
Feb 23rd
Hate Everything Day is in full swing. Thank goodness it’s almost over. :[
Feb 22nd
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I am an angry person. I should take up a destructive hobby.
Feb 22nd
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And now I feel like an asshole.
I really don’t know anymore.
Feb 22nd
A laptop behind me just beeped.
WHADDOIDO.
Feb 22nd
I really gotta take a leak >_
Buuuuuuuuuut I dunno if I can ;____;
Feb 22nd
just what in the fuck
i hate this week. since when is it appropriate to fucking sneak up on someone and pat them on the back?  fuck. I need to invest in some mace.
Feb 22nd
I have made 100 posts.
:3
Feb 21st
graham-almond-chapman: Clusterfuck It snowed, delayed opening at 10, last train there is at 8, WHAT TO DO TT.TT if I get there at 8:30 campus won’t even be open, but I’ve already skipped these classes twice due to weather Fuck fucking Montclair for being open in the first place bro. what time is your first class?
Feb 21st
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Does Coldplay make anyone else want to slit their...
Legit someone get me a tourniquet and some razorblades. 
Feb 20th
I hate feeling this conflicted.
Feb 20th
potato chips
breakfast of champsssssss
Feb 20th
Wendy
graham-almond-chapman: I am not easily offended, and your post did not annoy me at all :) in fact my angry fuck-everything post was not related to your gastronomical adventures in the least, I’ve just been feeling down all week and decided to give up, and for some reason my giving up means getting really mad at random bullshit and then doubling my efforts, go figure But we should get dinner on...
Feb 19th
graham-almond-chapman: Everything can go fuck itself I’m gonna get off the internet, clean my room, work on homework, exercise, eat healthy, and do more homework AND I DON’T CARE ANYMORE I FUCKING GIVE UP D: D: D: I hope my post didn’t irritate you D:
Feb 19th
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Gorging myself.
Bacon, egg, and cheese on an everything bagel with salt, pepper, and ketchup.  Sour cream and onion chips. Dr Pepper.  Fruit slices. (Fun fact: I found a bag with only the red, orange, and yellow ones. Fuck yeah :D ) Runts.  Chips Ahoy! Cookies. Dad’s homemade spaghetti sauce with meatballs and sausages.  And I’ll probably get a latte thing at Border’s later tonight. This...
Feb 19th
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One impossible choice after the other.
I might go on a rant about this later, probably not though.  Stay tuned if you like, kiddies.
Feb 17th
Motivation to go to class?
Lol. No.
Feb 17th
;_;
The people at McDonald’s forgot to give me my oatmeal ;_______;
Feb 17th
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Do you speak Danish?
No, but I had a Danish girlfriend once.
Feb 17th
Feb 16th
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Fucking hate being stared at in public.
Fuckofffuckofffuckofffffffffff
Feb 16th
What a bizarre valentines day.
Feb 14th
Time machine plz.
Legit I need time to move faster, I hate not knowing what’s going on.
Feb 14th
Shit to do today
graham-almond-chapman: - Classes end at 12:45 - Lunch - Work on certain essay - Email certain people regarding certain thing - Do online stuff for German - Go work out at 3 pm - MEET WENDY AND RABIA AT CAFE DIEM AROUND 5:45??? - Go to SPECTRUMS at 8 pm - Get home around 10:15, have cup of tea - By 10:30, be on computer filling out the FAFSA - (again inquire about it today at some...
Feb 14th
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"If you think it's boring, then that means YOU'RE...
Feb 14th
"I was just staring at your... uh... *gesture*...
Feb 14th
"Group 2, I don't hear any loud noises over here."
Jocelyn: RARRGHHH.
Feb 14th
"A triangle is just a circle with three sides."
Can I go home now?
Feb 14th
Please don’t be real. I beg you.
Feb 14th
Can’t sleep. This blows.
Feb 14th
Feb 13th
42,430 notes
AAAAAAAAAYO
WHERE IS MY BOOOOYFRIEND?
Feb 13th
CAN'T WAIT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
Feb 13th
gotta love this shit.
Me and my friends make a couple of abortion jokes and my aunt gets all up-in-arms about it. Obviously they’re jokes. I don’t REALLY find abortion funny, I just have a twisted sense of humor. If my aunt is getting offended, then that only goes to show that she doesn’t know me, and hasn’t bothered to/hasn’t needed to.  Meanwhile my cousin fuckin laughs it up when she...
Feb 13th
The Egyptian people have emerged victorious after...
xoxoktg: instant reblog. 
Feb 11th
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The Egyptian people have emerged victorious after...
xoxoktg: instant reblog. 
Feb 11th
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Also
Minimal homework this weekend. Fuck yeah.
Feb 10th